I'll fuck my friend's girlfriend so she won't fuck his brains out

I'm not actually like that, but I'm ready to get laid right here for an iPhone

My husband is blind, so I don't hide cheating, he won't see it anyway

Honey, don't let me down! I have a hard-on, I haven't had one in a year, get undressed

Brother, how about in a porno - you're a plumber and you clean my pipes

Holy crap, my brother found out about porn - now I have to give it to him, too

I thought I'd give it to the maid for money, but she saw my dick and gave it to me like that

Let your mom cook for you, I just want to fuck